List Price: $30.95
Sale Price: $25.00
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What's worse than an unattractive child? An unattractive child that is complaining about how cold he or she is...
Well, boom. Problem solved. Give that ugly kid a fake beard and a hat, and you got yourself an instantly popular child with no self confidence issues anymore.
Made of fabric, this hat-beard is changing the way terrible parents all across America hide the shame of their inferior DNA transfers. And, the stripes go with just about everything.
God... WHAT A PRODUCT!
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